Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I guess I don't really have any last words.

- You don't want it to happen that much. - No, I really do.

What's going on here!

When you’re potty training your kid and see him grunting in the corner

Number three, there's no way they're gonna believe that this is true.

I'm getting paper cuts between the webbings of my fingers

- Where? I didn't even... - He didn't even get you.

- Keep going! - Eat it!

- That's a legal contract. - Yeah, but I was a little... I was...

- You know how to operate it now? - Yeah, I think so. I think so.

- Okay, are you ready? - Yeah.

'cause I just wanna hold it in.

I hope you didn't take a shit in that, son of a bitch.

Oh, fuck, dude.

- Lube up your corn hole. - I am. I'm spackling.

See, that's what the big ones do, but sometimes they don't...

- You, too. - Thank you.

Look at the reservoir tip.

Like going from a prone position to standing is...

Oh! There we go.

these freaking shrimp out of our crotches.

You just got drenched.

This is Sweaty Fat Fucks.

Oh, Manny. Tell me I'm a man.

we're gonna blow these airhorns.

Are you all right?

I fell and busted my ass, that's what's fucking wrong.

We're in Okinawa

Is he gonna go? He's gonna go somewhere.

Welcome to Jackass

- I thinks it's breathing. - Wheels in?

Ape, I need toilet paper!

That sounded like an injury.

- I'm Bam Margera. - I'm Johnny Knoxville.

I'm a physician, but I practice this, x-ray, only.

- Jesus Christ. - Yeah.

I seriously felt all right for a little bit, until she punched me in the nose.

Ease up. Come on. Daddy's got you.

This is the Muscle Stimulator.

You know, it's not that easy trying to get this thing out as it is.

- Did you shit? - Did you do it?

You better eat that whole thing, too.

Here, you've lost your club. Sorry.

But I'm sure I could learn,

- Puppies, they have little teeth. - Little teeth.

- Were you drinking or anything? - Yeah, I had a little, to be honest.

Hello. I'm Johnny Knoxville,

Well, you are gonna get stuck with the entire thing.