Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming,
- Don't turn it on till he's solid. - No, I'm not. I'm over it.
- Where we going, Knoxville? - The hospital.
- You got it? - Yeah, yeah.
- Yes. Yeah, what... - Yeah, I hit a dog.
You wanna get up and cross?
I think you're gonna break that today.
- Oh, that's funny. - It didn't work.
Dude, dude. Wait. Stop! Chill, dude.
I could sure go for a Miller High Life.
Be comfortable.
Look at him walk.
- For fuck's sake. - Dude, it's a cactus.
Oh, give me... This one works good, give me the next one.
.
Oh, my God.
Dude, on the plate. On the plate.
Oh, my God!
I can't believe... I can't...
Want me to play it back?
This is totally insane.
No, this don't happen in nature, dude. This is insane.
Now, you're getting crazy on this shit.
I'm here with Eric Koston and Clyde Singleton,
Is that a bolt? We have very...
- We got one more to go, buddy. - Yes, sir.
You know, I ought to arrest you right now
I just black out, so I...
Bam, what the...
You drank wine off of a dude's ass crack.
Pretty good.
- I'm Johnny. - Hey, man.
And the winner,
Yeah, yeah, let's get it over with.
The pepperoni.
Do it. Do it.
Oh, my God.
You think maybe I can just, you know, poop it out?
and an alligator grabs a hold of him, Steve-O will relax,
Yeah.
What's gonna happen here?
Yeah!
these white threads come out of the end of it,
Go!
And at last! I thought it would never... This is the end!
Oh, you just wasted a whole bunch!
- Fuck! - Fuck! Oh!
- You all right? - Yeah.
Don't... Do you want to ruin everything?