Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Put it in your ass and let him take it. - Come on.
I promise I will get my mom to say "fuck"
Didn't give me a wedgie. I went forward.
It's got a boner.
take two.
- Is this thing real? - What thing?
God damn it! What are you doing?
'Cause if it hits me in the heart, I'm pretty much done with, so...
Don't, Lance, there's so many places for you to...
- All of that! - That's all me!
No, we don't do that.
You're gonna have tits of steel.
Apparently I have a big gash in my head,
Dunn's gonna win, dude.
You said that you didn't want to do it because your dad would disown you?
This is comfy.
No, I ain't running anywhere.
Yo, here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes.
Yeah.
You all right?
- Dude. - Let me see.
to just throw into a 12-gauge shotgun
- Here she goes again. - No. Is it another one?
That's it.
Swallow it, man! Don't... No, no.
I just mentioned the car in the butt.
It's a total smiley face, dude.
- That's all me! - All of this!
Show him the x-ray.
- Kind of, yes. - Yeah.
Come on, man, get out of the fucking car.
This is nothing for anybody
I almost broke my leg getting out of there!
Oh, dude, he's shitting right now.
What did I say?
- I was Lon Chaney's lover! - Go back and love him!
Well, I mean, it wasn't that.
You gotta squat a little, Pontius.
God, you're compressing it.
Jesus Christ!
Look at that cart.
- I swear to God, it's... - Really? Like, that bad?
Oh! What do I do?
Kind of feel like partying right now.
It's scary enough to walk.
- Yeah. I think that... - It's one of the first things I think
One more time.
- Dude, is he gonna go? - Yeah.
This is the last time you're kicking my ass.
- Are we ready? - You're so gone, man.
Roll back there, just a bit.
It hurts so much.
I called it! Hey! Time!
Get him!
Hello. I'm Johnny Knoxville
Okay, that's enough. That's enough! That's enough!
Oh, it hurts my teeth!
Oh, my God! It's moving.
Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words,