Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dude, I told you to keep up the left!
See you in a couple of days.
Hold your breath. Don't move.
Hail to the queen!
to fool the whale sharks into thinking he's a harmless young boy.
Safety's off.
- Go, keep going, Steve-O. - Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Oh, God, my jaw is, like, two inches to the left.
No, if he takes Ex-Lax,
Oh, there is a God.
Like, seriously, is that real?
The next time, we can do Son of Jackass.
Something major, gonna write it down.
and I'm gonna go outside,
And we're gonna walk around it, inspect it together.
Okay, I need a driver's license and a credit card.
I'm Bunny, the lifeguard,
- They don't feel good on the way... - You're part of this, man.
This is the Paper Cuts.
Hi. I'm Wee Man, and this is a big cone.
Hey! Get off, man!
Look, I'm gonna let you two guys work it out
Look at the bloody, shitty underpants.
- You're gonna get a gummer. - All right.
- What does that mean? - No one's ever done that.
Where have you been? Don't you even look?
Well, you're gonna have to help me pay for that car.
"I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed," you know.
Look at that special sauce.
I was partying last night with some frat guys.
Is he opening it?
I actually burned my butt hole.
So, they're out there trying to...
Shut the car off before it gets hot.
- So, this thing's long. - Yeah, thanks.
I don't even, like, pick a tattoo, like,
Yeah, you're so buff right now.
- That's a good one. - We're ready.
what sea cucumbers do when they're threatened.
What are you...
It's not my favorite I've ever done, because there's a toy car in my butt.
- I'm doing it! - Don't look at it.
with all that in your clothes.
Let me see the back of your head.
- Medic! - No, no, no, no.
I don't want to get stuck with the whole charge of it.
Go grab the dead kitty.
Is that your shitty ass, dude?
the gooch is the spot between your balls and butt hole, and...
Well, we're gonna have to get this worked out.
are waiting to eat
This one's gonna be a little more powerful than the last one, so...
Oh, Jesus!
No shit, get out of here!
- Don't move him. Don't move him! - Oh, shit.
Oh, can I try this?
- lf you need a spot, just give me a call. - Okay.
Get this out of your pocket, man!
This is bullshit, man!
He made it all the way down.
Are you starting to lose your mind on that shit?
I'm Raab himself and I'm a complete fucking idiot.
until next time...
- It's in? - Yeah.
That's why you got the roll bars behind you, dude.
Mushiki Musihi a las 5:30
- Is it real? - Yes.
I can't even turn it off.
I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.
Gator wrestling.
Those are my bananas.
I'm Ehren McGhehey, and this is the Mousetrap.