Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Get over here! - Help him! Help him! Help him!
- Oh, yeah, opened up with a good one. - Did you hear that?
No, no! God, where is it?
See the look on his face?
Oh, my God, my brakes!
I hold the California state record.
Dude, you were hauling so much ass.
Keep going, Steve-O! Keep going! Keep going, Steve-O!
I'm bleeding.
Oh, God.
- Thank you. - Have a good week.
Oh, thank you, Jesus!
Are you any good at snorting stuff?
- Want to come over for dinner? - No, that's okay.
Look at Ehren.
- I'm leaving. - Don't leave. Where the hell you going?
Go grab the dead kitty!
That's not part of you. That's something extra.
Keep your head up, Steve-O!
- What's going on here? - Get off!
- It's on my hand. - Just let them see it.
and this is called the Rent-a-Car Crash-Up Derby.
- Turn around. Let's see it. - That was so much.
I put a full tank of gas in it.
He's starting to lose it!
- Hey, man, he's got it... - It feels so goddamn gross.
Holy shit! I'm taking a cab back to the hotel.
No! No!
- Is Chris' dick shorter or... - Yeah, it's a little shorter.
- Oh, God, dude. - You're an animal.
Hey, Ed's here for rescuing, dude. You're here for making it a problem.
- It's cool. You cool? - Yeah. I'm good.
- That's the winner. - That's it.
- Where's Ryan? - Did you make them?
Is there anything in tap?
Thanks for reminding me.
And I'm gonna take a shit right in one of the toilets.
I'm not even worried about the pee, I'm just worried about it...
- Then you're a free man. - Thank you.
- Watch Lance pass out. - Lance is gonna puke!
We manufacture less-lethal ammunition.
Like, that hurts so much more, you know?
- Come on, it's your pee. - Dude, swallow it!
Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville,
- They don't have a tail? - No! They must have...
I'm going out! I'm leaving! Where's my keys?
Hi. I'm Party Boy.
Wait a minute.
Stop me! Stop me!
Come on! Come on.
All right, we're here in the valley today to do our own little riot-control test.
Nice, yeah.
It's slowly getting away. It's slowly...
Hey, my man. Wasabi, lots.
I've ever seen you duck out on.
Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?
You're about to get many more.
Oh, man, I am so glad I turned this idea down.
I think it says "fuck" on my forehead.
but today, you know, today was my first try.