Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I knew she was fighting dirty.
Look, look, look! Look around the corner.
Raab's putting a fucking tampon on.
- It stinks. - That sucked.
I don't know what happened. I just remember we went in the air,
He's alive!
- What's up? - Hi, I have a reservation.
Fuck! Get the diamonds!
Oh, child!
I passed out. I must've fallen down and broken something,
What a dumbass idea!
I'm not too excited about this skit.
- Oh, shit. - There you go.
- What the hell are we doing that for? - I don't know.
Man.
Oh, shit!
My impression of Johnny Knoxville. Something like this.
Keep your head up! Keep your head up!
You all right?
- You made it to the fucking bottom! - I can't believe he got that far.
Who's gonna do the gooch?
Now, the best way to think of the whale sharks
- Fuck. - Fuck.
God damn, this is the BMX Tug-of-War.
Where are my intestines? Are they in that area?
Kick her ass!
- Get up! - Come on, Butter...
- Oh, come on. - Hey, I'm trying. It's so cold.
Like, an ember fell right in my corn hole, dude.
Yes! That was the best thing I've ever seen.
You haven't even... Hit me once, at least.
- Oh, no. - Oh, yes.
I ran straight into a crocodile. What the hell.
by the end of this movie.
- Thank you, Dr. Kipper. - Okay.
That is disgusting, man.
- I know. I know. Hang on, hang on. - Hang on. Don't move.
You little bastard!
That sucked.
Yeah, you did. You said "fuck."
Oh, fuck! He's got my nipple, dude. He's got my fucking nipple.
- You're making me uncomfortable. - Sorry.
- Hang on! - Hold still! Hold still!
Well, I'm Vice President of Operations with A.L.S. Technologies.
Help! Help me get this thing out of here!
More pain. That's it.
Okay, this is called the Golf Course Airhorn.
- It helps. - I'll give you something to play with, pal.
One thing I know is good tightrope walking.
There's no getting around it, it fucking hurts like hell.
What?
It's good! With pig entrails.
I had a few to drink when I signed that, too, so...
Look at this shrimp.
Do another snooter.
- What'd you think happened right there? - It's embarrassing.
- There was. - Yeah?
- Just smell it. - Ehren, smell it.
An old man that steals, I can't believe it.
I'm scared to death!
Get off!
Ready, set, go!