Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? I'm sorry. I got bursitis.

Your adrenaline's flowing, isn't it?

- No. - I'm claiming predictions for this event.

Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?

- Do you want a spot? - No, I got it. No, I got it.

You can't pry his mouth open.

Oh, that hurt so bad.

Now pronounce her name.

Oh, these things are scary.

'cause I haven't been able to walk right since.

Will you push me to the top? I wanna do it again.

Jesus Christ, Bam!

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Knoxville knocked my nuts in half.

Eat it! Eat it!

- Well, you're gonna have to. - Well, I ain't.

All right, this is rocket skates,

In case you didn't know what the gooch is,

I know what my fortune is. It's partying.

I'm surrounded by cacti.

That looked like it hurt.

We're gonna take x-ray now, to be sure.

- Well, how did a car toy get there? - Maybe you stuck it up your ass.

What's going on here!

and I'm gonna go wake his ass up.

Welcome to Jackass.

We wanted to see if you would run here with a car up your ass.

that you're going to use your coverage instead of ours.

Let me see that. Dangle it.

- Oh, that was my flesh! - Oh, shit.

So are you gonna take some practice shots?

- Does it smell like man? - Smell. Just smell it.

and we're about to test my rocket skates.

is they're like big puppy dogs.

- Let's see it. Let's see it. - Not that bad.

in the United States.

Everyone, be quiet.

- I didn't even get you. - You got beat up by Wee Man.

So, it's kind of like being with a gal with no teeth.

Come on in, Manny.

Think about your...

My penis is really small now.

It's called the Pen-Prevent.

For fuck's sake, come here!

I'll probably use all of this before the end of the segment.

Oh, they're kind of... They pinch.

- You said that you would. - Eat it.

Keep it in! Hold it!

That is the scariest fucking thing I ever saw in my whole life!

I don't play. I don't play.

- Get ready. - Here it comes. Here it comes.