Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, that's basically it.
Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994-2007)
We don't... have one.
Would you like to take this beautiful woman to bed?
Excuse me, where do you have special seating for dolphins?
It's a fairly common procedure, really, just the reverse of a caucasioplasty just like Michael Jackson had.
Dude, don't be nervous.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out?
Just relax, Mr. Garrison.
Dude, you were awesome, Kyle.
What kind of nutjob would agree to surgically alter my son into a tall African-American?!
Jesus, that was fun...
There's nothing crazy about a person wanting to look on the outside the way they feel on ths inside.
Look, y-you gave it your best shot, right?
I know. I deserve it.
Stop them! They didn't pay the two-dollar entry fee!
Well, do you also do other surgeries like that?
Oh, so is that it?! You're just gonna walk out?! You men are all alike!
Mr. Slave, I got somethin' for us, too.
You WHAT?!
Oo whataya mean?
Gerald! What happened to you?!
I had a negroplasty. Can I play in the All-State team now?
Sure. You see sometimes a woman wants to be a man. That procedure is called a peniplasty.