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Look, Ike! You're daddy's a dolphin!
- Hey asshole! - Excuse me, I'm performing an operation here!
If he actually does it, the testicle in his knees will explode!
- He's going to play basketball? Oh my God. - What?
- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty!
Can I have 3000$ ? Mom and Dad, huh?? Can I??
Yeah, but it was totally worth it.
Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaa! You-hoo-hoo-hoo loh-ost! Hahahahahaaahaaa!
Well, ah I only made him look like he could play basketball.
OH! Oh jeez.
Don't you even care that I was suffering? I wasn't happy the way I was!
Coach! Coach, I'm all better. I'm ready to play.
So let me get this straight.
Well, I'm about to pee out my vagina for the first time.