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And another cool thing is, you can find out
I'd get to boss other people around for a change,
Thought of going in a church-- a church--
all the Panera Bread you can eat.
I got it changed to later in the evening.
-Can I borrow your car? -Sorry, Chip,
You're having a serious thought?
I killed two accidentally.
-COLIN: You know... -NANDOR: Don't ruin it.
I'm halfway turning into a Renfield.
Stakes! The most offensive thing he could bring into the house.
* Gregor, hear me *
I'm a vampire. I can go in.
Probably dead now, I suppose.
I swear, that had nothing to do with me.
I'll leave you some time alone with...
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but sometimes I feel like
-Then you rise. -You rise.
ANNOUNCER: Archer 1999.
Your grandpappy is here.
-(flesh squishes) -(man screams)
-You goaded it. -Okay.
ANNOUNCER: In space, no one can hear you sc--
Fine. I'll do my own.
-(grunting) -(glass breaking)
3.12% Dutch.
I have Van Helsing DNA in my blood,
I always have. (chuckles)
NANDOR: Thank you, Laszlo.
-(hissing) -n-now would be a good time.
where your ancestors came from.
* Gregor, you are the sweetest boy *
-Jesk? -Nadja.
-Yo! Whoa! -TEEN 2: What the fu...? Dude, what?
Uh, 'cause I don't know if you're familiar with, uh,
And again and again and again.
What was the results of your ancestry test?
-My husband lives here. -Husband?
(saw whirs)
NANDOR: Guillermo!
NANDOR: Thank you for attending.