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There's nothing to be ashamed of.
She died too young.
Not long, not long. Thank you.
-Goodbye. -(chuckles)
*
Actually, yes.
Good night.
who lives here in Staten Island.
* With all the strength that you give me *
LASZLO: When I was a human man,
-Who's in? -(agreeing)
the heart wants what the heart wants.
But it didn't even work, and then they got semen everywhere.
I can't be bothered to hold this anymore. Can you tether it?
-That was me. -(horse neighing)
-NANDOR (muffled): Good evening, Guillermo. -Good evening, Master.
-(organ playing somber music) -PRIEST: And it is with great sadness
-You don't want to...? -Bugger off.
That's a wooden stake, you dickhead!
* Take a seat at the throne *
Nandor, my mascara is running because of the blood.
-(gasps) -Please be seated.
because I really loved 35 of them.
It's night. Shouldn't there be no one in there?
-TEEN 1: Oh! -TEEN 2: Oh, my God.
NANDOR: Tell them my other news, Guillermo.
We're stuck inside a space nautilus, between his colon and his cloaca.
* Underneath the silvery moon *
* I know that you hear me, I hope you forgive me *
* See, my son, he was born as a clone *
Aah!
-* Shaolin, the warriors' home * -* Yeah *
That's... (chuckles)
No, I don't even know what that story is.
(Nadja gasps)
Do you remember that?! It really burned!
Did they steal my semen?
Oh, Laszlo.