Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[cell phone chimes]
Are you gonna be weird about this?
And she happens to be one of the neatest ladies that I see.
- It's just--it's your first co-ed sleepover.
- Crap on a cracker. - We didn't finish the budget!
You're the mayor, so you need some privacy.
Our friend Jax is at Canter's Deli Two in Torrance.
- See you on the ice. - Porgy's again?
- My God. Don't say that.
despite having Jayden on my team.
Cows have four stomachs.
She poofed! This is why I left London.
Look, when I said that stuff to you,
- Ah, no, no. I moved here because, you know,
- Slick!
- May the most intelligent team win.
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Nicole.
and one of those Tom's savory toothpastes.
- No--what? Hey, you want a new phone?
Hey, ho.
- Kermit's nephew and Dick Grayson!
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- He loves you.
- Tonight's winning team
- Okay. Have fun tonight, sweetheart.
- Wait, does that have meat in it?
Also, my dad had a secret family.
- No, that was Cheryl Tiegs. - Oh, my God!
- Well, these are your decisions to make.
Intentional!
- Oh, well, I'm vegan.
- Well, you're safe.
Okay, so, should I show a lot of teeth when I smile?
She's the one who got fired from Disneyland
and if I were "around more, I'd know that"?
'cause you know I'm gonna repeat it?
- Oh, hi!
because bar trivia starts right now!
- Yeah, but just for the record, sit down for a sec.
- Well, thank you for coming.
When the eighth-grade ski trip ended early
Nice photo, hypocrite."
- I hate these things!