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...I am cruising in my Maserati.
What are you doing here?
Well, don't worry. Your mother leads a charmed life.
-...you're crazy. -Then why are you here?
Oh, that does seem to be the consensus.
I didn't think it through.
Here.
It's the least I can do.
Today.
It is the next step in a long journey.
Get your hand off my boob.
Hi.
But you've gotta make a compromise too.
-Are you crying? -Don't look.
Of course not. She's just a friend. Cousin. Co-worker.
-You can't just fire people. -Why not? He looks like a terrorist.
Not some place for you to chase ass and get high.
I want a rain check when you're not with child.
Damn. Now that's what I'm talking about.
-Neighbor. -It's not like that.
It's nice to see you're putting Uncle Yitzhak's money to good use.
-I want my free sample. -Me too.
You cannot suck me back into your web.
Am I wrong about you, Celia?
Can you tell my mom you'll take care of me?
...corrupt, drug-dealing politician that you've chosen to marry.
-I've been seeing another doctor. -I've been seeing other patients.
-Everything looks fine. -Love your shoes.
Look, if you need pussy, I can hook you up.
Just go on ahead with your snidey snideness.
Broken taillight.