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Can we ditch school?
Well, you do have a cute butt. It'd be a shame not to pass that on.
Again. Which leads to the question...
-I'm Isabelle. -Danielle.
Just wait until I've given birth.
Want what I can't have.
Blighted. Nothing works out for me.
You know what? Just kill me now. Kill me.
You all were right.
Assault on a police officer is a felony.
...I have just transformed this plain-faced little girl...
...funny, a total rock star in bed.
Waking up in my car with a searing headache...
Why don't you just stay blotchy and unattractive. Bitch.
No way, cowgirl.
Oh, come on, guys. It's just more Comic-Con freaks.
-You never slept with her? -No, it's not like that.
-Fired. -What did I do?
All right. We need to get you checked in...
I was too impetuous.
I love this place too much, man.
-The cycle of life-- -I need to induce.
I've decided that we will get married.
Man, I love it here.
-Philanthropist. -Tax evader.
Jesus.
Just sort of throw you down on a table and fuck you.
I'm seeing storm troopers.
Grubby grubber. You know what?
Go get me a drink. And then switch to the other foot.
With purchase. You didn't read the fine print.
...I am cursing in my Maserati.
This partnership is over.
I gotta hit it. If I'm even 10 minutes late...
Still close with the family. Love kids. Ready for my own.