Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you think I got extra cash for some overpriced eye shadow...
...being me is fantastic.
Nancy Botwin. It's been a while, hasn't it?
...and I peddle useless shit that nobody wants.
Your car is in the shop.
-What the fuck was that? -We cannot get married.
My nipples are hard and my lady is wet.
-Is this a joke? -No. It's no joke, fat ass. Theft.
You're the responsibility of the unbeheaded...
There's the man I came to meet.
...into a glamorous woman ready to meet the man of her dreams.
But I don't have $5000, so--
And I am told she has teeth down there.
...screeches at you in Spanish, suddenly the marriage is off.
That or squeeze your balls until you gave me your car keys.
-It's faster, but there's a longer-- -Get it out.
How's Esteban in the sack? He seems like the selfish type.
Asshole.
...I am cruising in my Maserati.
...kidnap the baby to Mexico and-or kill its mother the minute she gives birth.
Birthing room.
Oh, shit. Uncle Yitzhak's lost fortune.
Excuse me. Visiting hours are over.
They want me to have this baby totally off the grid.
I just need you to tell her you'll watch out, so she'll leave me alone.