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-Whatever you need. -Okay.
I, on the other hand, am jinxed. Cursed.
She makes sure those people support my ambitions.
-He's not dead. Nothing happened. -No beheading?
Don't worry. Doctor-patient confidentiality.
-Ten grand. -Ten grand?
Are you joking?
How come he doesn't have to get down on the floor?
But I had reconstructive surgery because of a double mastectomy...
After the election, we will be married and be a family.
For showing me what I want out of my life.
With the help of You're Pretty! Cosmetics...
I'll be back this afternoon for the money.
But for the other 10 percent, let me just say...
You're not so bad yourself.
-You're uptight. -And you're irresponsible.
No, you're right, I can't suck you into it. How about a hand job?
I can't have you blow this place up.
No, I don't. I don't. It's just an obsession.
-Does your cousin look like you? -Yeah, kind of.
Nothing. You see that chick over there?
What's wrong with it?
Very impressive. Thanks for involving me, dickhead.
...slash radical home-birth advocate...
Before.
I don't wanna find out.
Officer C.P. Jones, you have the right to remain silent.