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You have General Lee. What more could you ask for?
These people bludgeon innocent golfers for sport.
You and me, we never would have worked.
She owns Mexico, Mom. I think she can have these pages edited.
-Philanthropist. -Tax evader.
And you should peddle something that people want.
...pop on out to your shit cars and drive out of here.
I need to close early for inventory.
Hey, fuck you, man.
I hear they're doing that now. They're chopping heads off.
I'm so fucked up. Jesus, you are poison. Fuck you.
Media manipulator.
Try Wiki.
Who cares? Blitt and I can run this place all by ourselves.
Fuck you, man. I'm Tunisian.
Jesus, get off.
That's probably them coming after us right now.
It damn well better be. I paid a shitload for it.
I hope you're happy.
Isn't that the whole point of life? Children? Propagation?
We gotta go.
Who should I ask? Esteban? Pilar?
Like when I involved you in my election campaign...
No birth certificate. If I disappear, if the baby disappears...
I don't want your pregnant pity hand job.
After the election, we will be man and wife.
Minimum sentence, eight years of daily ass rape.