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Somewhere out there was a guy who wanted to pull it apart.
Not nearly enough.
- He told me at the furniture show. - What was he doing there?
with the right man it can be fabulous.
oK, I gotta go.
It's not logical. This is love.
bummer girl broke up
It's not gay, if it's you.
You've just met. I've had pairs of pantyhose longer.
We should order.
That shit is funky!
I’m your Booth Bitch @stickbulb
There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "Who'll Die Miserable?".
- Have you got a smoke? - I quit.
Sorry, but who else can I talk to about this?
- oak? - It's mostly maple.
is while you can emotionally move away from each other,
- You've got funky tasting spunk. - What?
I'm sorry it's taking me so long
Who wants to split a Rubin?
I have a great boyfriend, and I'm not insane.
But is it really that cut and dry?
They should put that on the pack to cut back sales.
Mommy really wanted to get married, so Daddy said, "All righty".
That is, unless the man has spunk that's like the rotten egg buffet.