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Then we are at an impasse.
Inconceivable!
I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
You would have counted on it...
that's all you can think to say, gently?
The Princess Bride.
That should please you.
every babe that weeps at your approach
who worked for the king all those years?
Hey cancer, you did something right!
When you see your crush
I have just sucked one hour of your weekend away...
You told me to go back to the beginning, so I have.
I've just sucked 1 year of your life away.
Hello
I've just sucked one year of your life away
Where's Fezzik?
When embarrassment
How's the sickie?
Truely.. You have a dizzying intellect
Shall I dispatch him for you?
Life is toxic, highness
Only Fezzik is strong enough to go up our way.
The body?
So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated...
I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all.
You Told Me To
Oh good, my way, thank you Vizzini Which way is my way?
know how to get in and out.
Morons
I AM THE GOON SQUAD.
I just sucked on hour of your life away
I smell nothing.
Me after just about every meeting I have to go to.
You know, it's very strange. I have been in the Chart Sync business so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life
Oh, Westley, darling!
Will you promise not to hurt him?!
My goodness, I did.
the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart.
Let me explain.
takes no survivors.
Everybody, move!
I hate waiting.
TGIF and this time I mean it
I might be bluffing.
I’ve got my coronation to arrange And my funeral to follow. I’m simply swamped.
Get Used to Dissapointment
Mawwage is what bwings us togethew today.
We can't wait. The wedding's in half an hour.
And our Assets?
There’s a shortage of perfect pizza in this world.
I hate waiting
I want my motorcycle you son of a bitch
the fire swamp certainly does keep you on your toes.
Trump to Jeff Sessions
Dear God what is that thing...
Heterosis?
Anybody want a peanut?!
You chose wrong.
Never go against a Barth when death is on the line!
When in Torrance I must go to Torrance Bakery So I have
Then why are you smiling?
I will always try to shop
Dead Reckoning The Crescent Case
Have you ever considered MI5?
Coinbase authentication message: "I've just sucked one year of your life away."
Gawage Sales Is what bwings us togeder today!
In that case...
You rush a miracle man you get rotten miracles
True love saved her in the Fire Swamp...
is here for your souls!
I have been in the revenge business so long...
so in the future, we can avoid that, too.
You guessed wrong
Only slightly less
Excuse me. Pardon me, it's important.
What I hear literally every time anyone mentions Greenland: Unemployed? In Greenland?
Go away!
MAGA trads? I don’t think they exist
All this money can't buy me a time machine noooooo! can't replace you with a million rings nooooo! I should've told you what you meant to me noooooo! Cause now I pay the price in another life I would make you stay waking for the promises till yes seems to work.
No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
It means I leave you in anguish...
Have you ever considered piracy?
I AM NO ONE TO BE TRIFLED WITH THAT'S ALL YOU EVER NEED KNOW
Don't rush me, sonny.
of the great Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be.
than when you only...
你好啊! Hello there!
He can track a falcon on a cloudy day.
And as dawn arose, Westley and Buttercup knew they were safe.
And our assets?
I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using
Only the prince, the count, and I...
Good, my way. Thank you, Vizzini.
Is this a kissing book?
ZOOM MEETINGS
Naturally. You must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro.
Should I be?
Man and wife..
Inconceivable
Have you ever considered llaw? You'd make a wonderful lawyer
but soon you will not be here.
who's filling in for toni heppard? chandra deegan.
What's that?
Death first!
Then I'm here till I die?
Happy Bastille Day... Have fun storming the castle!
You’re trying to anger me I won’t let you
I spent the last few years building an immunity to Great Value Apple Juice
How it feels getting Woken up by two dogs
Safe to Speak Up at Work? Did I make it clear that your job is at stake?
Throw me the link
And the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.
Now, was that so terrible?
claire busted the beautiful clairenet she hacked in clairemont with her declaration she declaired with clarissa and got clocked with crusader of centy. and clapped the cost of conking and cleopatra and busted her cat.
Thank you.
yes beryl braxy? what do you want? i want to icerajdcle.
it's meerket thurschoppedupmeetday! time to get up and see it through!
You never said anything about killing anyone.
I ought to be, after twenty years.
We may as well die here.
"and living like a king." Thank you.
You are the high ground
It will not happen.
When an SEO notices a 6th finger...
I hate baking.
I don't understand.
okay yea for sure Nvm
I will go up to the six-fingered man and say...
It just so happens that your laptop is only mostly dead.
Once we're out of sight, give him a slice of vegan pizza
All right.
Never go against a Cecilia when DEATH is on the line!!!
My way is not very sportsmanlike.
My pastor is awesome.
and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time.
But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large veggies
so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.
the most pure.
Unless I'm wrong, and I am never wrong...
No one of consequence.
Is this a kissing episode?
it's very strange.
who's filling in for chris bong? keris bong.
and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals...
Good night, Client Engineering. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely allocate more work to you in the morning.
Surrender Cobras Galore!
Don't say that, Vizzini, please.
You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.
Does it got any sports in it?
Jay
I spent the last few years...
Never go in against a Dagestani when MMA is on the line!
Trying to spinal patients at Tri-State
I agree with Fezzik.
Subtweet. I’d bet my life on it.
I have no Mk Ultra
Offer me everything I ask for.
unless she's wrong and she is never wrong
carrying out Humperdinck's orders.
which means you're exceptionally strong...
I hate baking.
I am waiting for you Vaccini
.
He must've seen us closing in...
Gunster Land Use Practice Group Motto
Good night, Weeksly. Good work. Sleep well. Most likely kill you in the morning.
Your friend is only mostly dead
Good night, Sheila. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Get Used To Disappointment
helpless, hopeless!
I do not suppose you could speed things up?
It just is not fair.
there is no greater hunter than Prince Humperdinck.
I died that day!
So treasure your wuv
Why do people keep leaving? because they know something you don't know
You have six fingers on your right hand
*MY PANEL ROUNDS
Me, when I get Steve out to the shop
it used to be michaela prinsloo getting double bras and helping eugenie emillien with the shoe problem but she quit so it would be brandon mcknight taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Throw me the rope.
Paul Norman Truly has a dizzying intellect
There is nothing nearby, not for miles.
You know...
It's not that bad.
But how can you be sure?
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
You truly love each other...
What I told you before about saying please was true.
They're going to exist either way Just train yourself to ignore them.
Who are you?
you fell victim to one of the classic blunders
My People The West... Coast.
I just sucked one hour of your life away
So I can clearly not post a joke about free beer in the UOAP page.
im going to kill to kill myself
I mean, What are the 3 terrors of the Trump administration?
WE’RE CLOSED WE’LL BE BACK JULY 1ST
Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why...
We know the secrets of the fire swamp, we can live there quite happily for some time...
Princess Bride
What pta should we watch?!
Not to mention that pirates are not known as men of their words.
all the time calling me Roberts.