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His highness is quite taken und invites you to dine next to him.
You're strong now.
I love my wife.
Who's Gerhardt Hapsburg?
So now it's a date? I thought I could never be your date, Jack.
- It's been a while. You look good. - Thank you.
What exactly did you study in college?
Go on.
What? You have to take me with you.
like Delilah took strength from Samson in that movie.
- You're actually considering this? - Of course I'm considering it.
that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my own age.
This is almost like something out of a fairy tale.
You're going to make a mistake tonight.
Wow. She's gorgeous. And surprisingly age-appropriate.
Have you ever seen the movie "Secret Touchings"?
When Gerhardt was born, the doctor told his mother and cousin
But it’s so smooth
Do you remember the movie "Footloose", where those evil kids won in the end?
Oh, yeah.
- You mean like a dog birthday party? - Oh. That's better.
No. Please, come in.