Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You see, Herr General, he admits that it was play-acting.
if Sergeant Schultz will have to take the barracks apart
General Von Platzen and his party are here.
Take your hand off my wallet!
Get on your feet, you cowards!
Sometimes, I just talk too much.
What steps have you taken, Klink?
Just enough to louse up the promotion.
I assure you, Herr General, I...
Sometimes I _do_ crave the taste of human meat...
Did you say just outside the building?
Jawohl.
Shall we go outside?
Herr Kommandant, sometimes they...
Kinch, get over to the motor pool.
You're good. You're all very good.
What is it?
Hey, as a matter of fact, General...
Oh, you are profiteering by the war.
Just outside the building.
It is urgent.
The train will blow up?
Every hair in place.
Where is that radio?
At ease.
Colonel Klink, when I get back to Berlin, I shall recommend
Were I given my Luftwaffe pilots back,
Dynamite's buried there, Colonel.
but to relieve me of my post.