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MY GOD, WHAT A HORRIBLE SIGHT!
AND THE NITROGEN-RICH ALLIGATOR GUANO.
I MEAN, HE NEVER GOT MARRIED, HE NEVER WENT WITH GIRLS,
EWW. YUCK!
I DIDN'T DANCE WITH HER, NORM.
* DAY AFTER DAY
GUESS WHO I AM.
I GOT THE GREATEST GHOST STORY EVER TOLD.
I, Cliff Clavin, am Dave's twin. We're both drunks but deny it.
[LAUGHS]
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
I MEAN, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE WELCOMNBM.
WHOO!
WHILE YOU STILL HARBOR TORTURED LONGINGS FOR ME,
NO, SAM. TONIGHT WASN'T REALLY ALL THAT UNUSUAL FOR ME.
AW, WHY DID SHE STAND ME UP?
SO, WHO'S NEXT TO CHILL US WITH A SCARY STORY, EH?
THAT YOU, TOO, SUBSCRIBE TO THAT MYTH
TO ASK A GIRL OUT. [LAUGHS]
OH, YEAH, YEAH. THE GUY ON THE CANNONS. HE'S INCREDIBLE.
WELL, I JUST FIGURED IT WAS TIME
MAYBE I'LL GET IT THROUGH MY THICK HEAD
UH, W-WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
[RATTLES]
SURE THEY WEREN'T MOSQUITOES?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
UH...
I RELY ON IT.
BOY, YOU GOT IT BAD.
EH, I DIDN'T WANT TO AROUSE SUSPICION, NORMIE.
YEAH. SHE'S AT A PAY PHONE ACROSS THE STREET.