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* ONE THAT I'M DREAMING OF
IS THAT TRUE, SAM?
* WHEN I'M THINKING OF YOU
I TRIED TO GET ONE STARTED-- YOU KNOW, MADE IT UP MYSELF.
YEAH. THANK YOU, BOB HOPELESS.
OH, PLEASE, CALL ME PONCE.
CLIFF CLAVIN.
THANKS FOR A LOVELY EVENING.
HE EVEN WORE THOSE FANCY ITALIAN SHOES.
NO, N--N--
THAT ONE NIGHT OF MEANINGLESS PLEASURE
SHARON HARE.
I THINK I COULD FIND MORE STIMULATING COMPANY
IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT I WOULD HAVE HAD A BETTER TIME
SO, YOU TWO GOING TO GET TOGETHER?
UH, YOU'RE VERY WELMMNB.
YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU,
FLORIDA ORANGES ARE DELICIOUS.
GOOD GOD, NORM!
CAN JUST GET IN THE WAY OF ANY KIND OF LONG-TERM COMMITMENT?
* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? *
CLIFF, WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO EAVESDROP,
THANK YOU, CARLA.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE I'D LIKE TO GO WITH.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *
AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT THEY ARE THE HAPPIEST MEN IN THE WORLD.
THANK YOU, COACH.
THEY'RE ENTIRELY CELIBATE. THEY LIVE WITHOUT WOMEN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING!
NO, NORM. I DON'T "KNOW."
I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT I COULD PULL IT OFF.
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