Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You see, some of you girls will go on to have interesting jobs and careers.

because you can marry a nice man. And that's why we have Home Ec.

- She used to be very attractive. - It's true. I was.

Well, I'm gonna have my Uncle Jimbo teach Tweek how to box.

You ready, Tweek? Ready Craig? Let's get it on!

Wrong! You are here because you are America's future.

you would at least attempt to make love to me tonight.

Yeah, you are, Tweek. You always get in trouble.

It's all for you.

Tweek, did you hear that? Craig just called you a boner.

to get you guys mad at each other.

Well, your cooking is unsatisfactory, your sewing skills are below average,

I guess you don't care about what Tweek said about your mom.

He wanted your mother all to himself.

- Hey, what's going on? - Tweek and Craig are fighting.

You're gonna be eating those words, asshole.

- All right? - Okay.

- Tweek is! - No, I'm not.

Okay. Kenny, could I talk to you over here, real quick?

If you build it...

- You never said goodbye to me, either. - Hey, Richie, remember me?

between this and Home Ec, and we didn't wanna be sissies?

Oh, Jesus! I can't take it. Stop.

If he has more than four credit cards, that's a little fishy.

To whom it may concern. I can no longer live without her.

nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger