Tweek vs. Craig - South Park [S03E05]

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Tweek vs. Craig - South Park [S03E05]
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The boys pit two classmates against each other for entertainment. Meanwhile, Kenny takes a home ec class.

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23 Jun 1999
Tweek vs. Craig
Trey Parker
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#1
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 30.951
- Red Racer's on. - Craig, you can watch Red Racer
- Red Racer's on. - Craig, you can watch Red Racer
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#2
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 29.066
- Shut up, fat ass! - Don't call me fat, you son of a bitch!
- Shut up, fat ass! - Don't call me fat, you son of a bitch!
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#3
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.985
Body like a stone. Mind like meatloaf.
Body like a stone. Mind like meatloaf.
- You son of a bitch! - I'm gonna kick your ass!- You son of a bitch! - I'm gonna kick your ass!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.551
- You son of a bitch! - I'm gonna kick your ass!
- You son of a bitch! - I'm gonna kick your ass!
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#5
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.675
Hey, quit screwing around back there. You're horsing.
Hey, quit screwing around back there. You're horsing.
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#6
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.496
Hey, you're screwing around too much!
Hey, you're screwing around too much!
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny. - You bastards!- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny. - You bastards!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.322
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny. - You bastards!
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny. - You bastards!
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#8
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.789
Stop screwing around!
Stop screwing around!
Respect my authority!Respect my authority!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.357
Respect my authority!
Respect my authority!
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#10
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.116
What you got, biatch?
What you got, biatch?
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#11
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.031
Oh, no! Oh, no! Now what do I do?
Oh, no! Oh, no! Now what do I do?
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#12
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.503
- What do we do? - What do you mean, what do you do?
- What do we do? - What do you mean, what do you do?
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#13
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.469
Jesus Christ! What was I thinking? That would've hurt like hell!
Jesus Christ! What was I thinking? That would've hurt like hell!
- Hey! Did you just flip me off? - No.- Hey! Did you just flip me off? - No.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.458
- Hey! Did you just flip me off? - No.
- Hey! Did you just flip me off? - No.
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#15
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.103
- any day of the week. - I do watch Red Racer
- any day of the week. - I do watch Red Racer
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#16
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.680
The perfect number of credit cards for a man to have is two.
The perfect number of credit cards for a man to have is two.
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#17
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.593
Well, don't just stand there, call an ambulance.
Well, don't just stand there, call an ambulance.
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#18
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.511
Dump that zero and get yourself a hero.
Dump that zero and get yourself a hero.
I guess you don't care what Tweek said about your guinea pig.I guess you don't care what Tweek said about your guinea pig.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.197
I guess you don't care what Tweek said about your guinea pig.
I guess you don't care what Tweek said about your guinea pig.
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#20
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.070
Fat boy...
Fat boy...
Respect my authority.Respect my authority.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.754
Respect my authority.
Respect my authority.
- That true, Craig? You a troublemaker? - No.- That true, Craig? You a troublemaker? - No.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.740
- That true, Craig? You a troublemaker? - No.
- That true, Craig? You a troublemaker? - No.
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#23
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.594
Fat...
Fat...
Son of a bitch.Son of a bitch.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.837
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Swing me, Richard, swing me higher.Swing me, Richard, swing me higher.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1999-06-23, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.663
Swing me, Richard, swing me higher.
Swing me, Richard, swing me higher.