Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mmm, that's good satire

I wouldn't have it any other way.

All right, Seymour.

But for now, I need my tongue to talk to you.

Oh, Lord, it's only Wednesday.

...our whole family gets a free trip to the awards ceremony in Orlando.

Willie, you're no stranger to the inner workings of the female mind.

Oh, this is the worst thing I've ever done.

"Russia, Great Britain and France had formed an entente cordiale..."

Of course, to enlist, I had to lie about my age.

Mrs. K, if you win this here learning derby...

And although Rover here may not know it...

Open your gullet, you human blob.

- Was that the war with Hitler or Merlin? - Oh, you idiot. Merlin was in Vietnam.

The boy can read.

Good Lord. I may lose Edna forever.

Hey, Bart, wanna go for a ride in my uncle's Black Hawk helicopter?

...the Teacher of the Year. Then she'll feel appreciated.

You know what made me feel better about myself?

I only hung out with Krabappel because Skinner blew her off.

You can help me play "Halloween Hit and Run."

...she's just a real teacher who comes in every day no matter what.

You've got to stop putting your mother ahead of me. We have a date.

Okay. There's a lot of low cards in that hand.

I was out for two weeks and then went back in.

There's one person I'd like to thank for this.

Well, if I may dust off an old chestnut: Ay caramba.

- Take me car. - Unh.