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Maya: You're right. Seattle has risen.
so to speak.
Good luck, huh?
B team has been grumbling that you're adding extra
- Oh, nothing? - Nothing.
Congratulations on your nuptials.
because so many people didn't."
♪♪
Who says I'm Catholic?
I'll have all of them reassigned within a week.
If God was like, "Hey, uh, so, listen,
thank you very much.
- Barnes! - Ben: Hey, this is Warren.
He's just a guy. You're, like, her favorite person.
No.
and they never even got written up.
- I try to like him. - Same.
because I came here from my wedding.
and I am so afraid that I'm signing up for more pain.
Also, people that you love are going to die,
Okay.
Hey, buddy. Will?
I don't get that, man. I don't understand.
What the hell are you wearing?
About what?
you're not gonna reach for that?
but once the city sees how many lives it saves,
Ghaaa! God!
What's the holdup with the leak?
You know, it means that you --
[ Screaming ] No, no, no.
you know where you are on the mountain
Yeah, I said a prayer to St. Francis and everything.
This is Captain Bishop, Station 19. We have a --
No, I didn't run.
and it felt like I lost him all over again.
- Hey, man. - Hey, guys. Hey.
I need you to slow down your breathing
So you love me like your mom.
Or you can step down... Mm!
was written up for insubordination
but I didn't let it, sir.
We've called an aid car. They're on their way.
[ Clucks loudly ] Stop that.
I did. I-I do.
'Cause you have a thing for patronizing authority figures.
and I'm so, so sorry, but I...No, it's not that. Uh, I just...
and then I got your absurdly sexist e-mail,
♪♪
Chicken.
Do you know if he's on something?
Right, right. You know? Right?
Mm.
You did that.
Tell her before she gets in too deep.
[ Fireworks exploding ]
Warren, abandon ship.
Well, that'll be a big surprise.
We're gonna need to remove the windshield to get him out.
Or, at the very least, it's destroying
Forget it. I'm out of here.
is currently sleeping with my roommate
Jack: Yeah, pub crawlers. I really hate pub crawlers.
Ey! Ey! Ey! Ey! Ey!
Okay, okay. Breathe into this.
does their laundry often enough,
[ Groaning ]
You are a strong leader, no doubt.
What's his status?
I said the word "ass" in front of Pru,
It's been 10 months.
[ Laughs ]
would have to walk in an orderly fashion.
Yes, it is.
so you don't hyperventilate, okay?