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Either way, it's a lot to think about.
There she is. Are you ready to be born today?
Good save.
- It's wrong. - Oh...
It's just, well, this is what bothered me the other night.
Sorry I didn't call last night. I just crashed.
I honestly don't know what put
I still can't believe you guys are getting married.
You didn't say, "Except the lobster."
Call me New Agey, but I think karma's a powerful force.
- No, thanks. - Come on.
Successful whores. A nicer apartment and some bling-bling,
- Carla, you know how I'm really crazy? - Sure, what's up?
A toast that only people that have known Turk and Carla
I know there's something wrong but you won't talk about it.
Hi, I'm Donna Berlutti, but you can call me Dr Donna!
- Hey, Girl's Name. - What?
I am having such a good time with you.
so I don't care if you want me here or not, I'm staying.
You're so cute.
Get it off, get it off.
so I can go home and kill myself.
for how much power you wield here after 15 years!
Other times, people react exactly how you think they will.
- So, how're you doing? - Well, I've ruined everything.
Hot cup of lava coming through.
and kissed every pompous, wrinkled ass in this fluorescent hellhole
Right, gentlemen, either of you in the market for a van? $500.
So that you can go ahead and have that storybook, drug-addled,
a laceration in your spleen
I think that's a deer.
Check out the personalised golf club cosy I found on the roof.
They're not Qs and they're not tips.