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Lots of people eat cake with their fingers.
You think he's going to be fine?
In fact, I happen to be a saint, you see...
It sounds to him like a temporary schizoid aberration.
You know, Felix, with you, being in love
What? ( gasps )
Of natural causes?
Go back to sleep. Go, go to sleep.
Leave it on the floor.
All right, Felix, if I help you,
That was your mother, Felix.
She'll find somebody exactly like herself,
Now, look, Felix, see what's happening?
This used to relax me in the foxholes.
I don't have any sympathy for you, Felix, no sympathy at all.
we don't worry about things like phone cords and dust.
You have to get up early.
I'll see if I can find a store that's open.
I learned to make it in the army. ( sighs )
Oh, no, no, no, Oscar, no, no, no, not this horrible laundry
( chuckling )
Great.
Oscar!
What's wrong?
your way, you'll blow it.
Another milestone in modern medicine.
but it's a whole different ball game.
Oh, boy, great!
Felix, I know you can do it.
You know, you amaze me.
by a thoughtless, overbearing roommate.
But you're worse than my ex-wife.
Oh, Oscar, I had the most terrible nightmare.
Boy.
I called her for you.
( big yawn )
I said it with love.
Go to sleep, will you?
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