Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And guess what?

I was freaking out.

his lips on her mouth""

- She writes beautiful, sweeping, romantic, epic love stories... - (Laughing)

Latin lover narrator: But never did an answer mean more to Jane

We're not having a baby!

Is there some sort of test you can run,

Unless you'd like to quit.

I'm repeating myself.

(Scoffs) It's nothing.

Planned on dropping off my chapter at Angelique's,

(Whispers): Okay.

I would never. (Scoffs)

"does he eat what you serve him without complaint?"

- Now zip it. (Chuckles) - (Audience laughs)

Just admit the books are cheesy.

If I fire you, you get a payout.

Can I ask you a question?

That was a creative decision.

Soul-crushing, frankly.

"Of music. Of romance.

Uh, my mother's necklace.

you're gonna think it's because I don't think

Unless, of course, you'd like to quit.

Juan Rodrigo Castillo, Interplanetary Detective?

Xiomara: Mm-hmm.

Angelique Harper is not cheesy, all right?

Are you testing me?

You cannot judge it by its title.

- Was that my ex-wife? - Uh,

- I'm sorry to hear that. - And, look, she would kill me

You'll help me convince them.

What are you doing?

- We need to talk. - Okay,

Okay, I want to remind you about something,

Jane's ex-fiancé, Michael.

- (Laughs) - "Does he... ?"

Did Jesus have a last name?

because she still hadn't gotten a visit from Aunt Flo.

to measure the amount of endorphins or something?

I don't want you to feel that way.

- Jane! - Hey, Alex.

love her! And she's staying here,

So you're not putting on a show just for me?

- Care to join me? - Maybe another time.

it was as if she had been transformed