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Oh Reginald? I Disagree!
The name's Marty, and I'm very sensitive about my weight.
So, if she wasn't around, we could still be friends, right?
Ah, crap. I made a mistake. Do you have another gun?
I was Louie Anderson
Look, Lois, we had a broken car, I did "something", and now we have a new car.
Whaddaya doin' lyin' on the couch at this hour? You been drinkin'?
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Just the usual Erverything
Yeah, that's Lois. Ah!
phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better, because we were a team.
Hey, Big Fat Paulie.
OK, so I tried on your bra. Jeez, the fellas were puttin' on a show.
If you're upset now, wait till ya hear the rest.
Wakey, wakey, worthless domestic. Time to make the inedible gruel.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
But... but I would like a second opinion.
Hey, it's my job, all right? This is what I do.
Again.
5 x 7 x 31 = 595
She just doesn't wanna see me fall in with a tough crowd again.
Yeah, sorry I didn't bring a gift, but the stores were mobbed.
Lois has had the car all week and it's just been hell gettin' around.
so now at the end, we dance around with sparklers.
What the hell are you talking
- What are you gonna ask the don for? - World peace.
but, uh... You know, like, attention could be paid.
This is Atlantic City all over again.
Yeah, you're a bad little car.
Whack a sightglass? Off a sightglass? Whack off a sightglass?
You know what? I think I will.