Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, sorry I didn't bring a gift, but the stores were mobbed.

What the hell are you talking

Yeah, you're a bad little car.

Oh Reginald? I Disagree!

5 x 7 x 31 = 595

Lois has had the car all week and it's just been hell gettin' around.

Hey, it's my job, all right? This is what I do.

Hey, Big Fat Paulie.

Whaddaya doin' lyin' on the couch at this hour? You been drinkin'?

phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better, because we were a team.

Ah, crap. I made a mistake. Do you have another gun?

- What are you gonna ask the don for? - World peace.

Just the usual Erverything

I was Louie Anderson

Whack a sightglass? Off a sightglass? Whack off a sightglass?

Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us

Look, Lois, we had a broken car, I did "something", and now we have a new car.

If you're upset now, wait till ya hear the rest.

You know what? I think I will.

But... but I would like a second opinion.

OK, so I tried on your bra. Jeez, the fellas were puttin' on a show.

Yeah, that's Lois. Ah!

The name's Marty, and I'm very sensitive about my weight.

So, if she wasn't around, we could still be friends, right?

She just doesn't wanna see me fall in with a tough crowd again.

but, uh... You know, like, attention could be paid.

Wakey, wakey, worthless domestic. Time to make the inedible gruel.

This is Atlantic City all over again.

so now at the end, we dance around with sparklers.