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So gather up some positivity in this bitch right quick
What happened to the good old days
What is the secret to my sexiness?
Well, white folks, you won't be saying that
there are the so-called "musicians"
I'd just like to apologize to all my fans for beating my hot R&B girlfriend.
♪ Yeah. I wanna do your wife ♪
He's not coming this way. He's getting in his car.
Mwah!
Aw, man, here he come!
No, Jazmine wants to meet Pretty Boy Flizzy.
Okay, so... now will you take the case?
Can you throw me a line?
That's the problem, Tom!
Flizzy's gonna help me work things out with Sarah.
B-but wait. I knew you was gonna say that.
Man, it's like, "here, nigga, take my wife, please!"
I watched the surveillance tape, Flizzy...
What?!
So, look... you take the case,
don't say I didn't warn you.
Trying to get my union card.
Oh, my long, tall, high, medium, low, aching fricking back! Oh, my long, tall, high, medium, low, aching fricking back!
Yeah, but not as nice as you think you look.
Oh! Baby, are you okay?!
You, uh, can't sing that at Jazmine's party.
Now, you've had enough.
Come on motherfucker, aah!
How?
Do this for me, Tom.
Who keeps giving these high-yellow felons record contracts?!
Sarah, calm down! I'm sorry.
Hey, this is the buy-n-fly that Flizzy robbed.
Okay, then, so what's the big [Bleep] secret that you can't tell me
Cut!
We got to shake the haters.
Sure thing, Mrs. DuBois.
I can... get stuff... happening,
Funny.
♪ Your man lookin' for his girl ♪
Oh, he gonna help himself to that Booty!
Oh, my back!
He's shook up but okay.
Just finished up with the clerk.
staged a small protest at the venue today.
Trust me, nigga, I know.
It's toilet paper and a pop-tart.
Come on [Bleep], aah!
I make no excuses, other than it was a really good deal
Hey, neighbor!
Others felt differently.