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-What? -I'm good.
-You did? Why didn't you tell me? -Yeah, I did.
...anywhere in my-- I've never forgotten them.
How are they similar? The numbers are not the same.
-that's sitting next to a desk. -Yes, for garbage!
Well, I was known for my scones.
Excuse me. Have you seen Francisco Zarzal?
What, wh--
My name is Larry David, and I've been looking all over for you.
Oh, I am so sick of this woman!
-Touché. -Motherfucker.
-(lisping): Is my tooth chipped? -Yes! You chipped it!
How about this, huh? Nice event, huh?
-No, she has a cold! -(booing)
the other says Francisco Zarzal.
-all the time. -Larry: An angry apple?
-What? (scoffs) -It's artificial fruit.
that what happened was a good-faith fulfillment of the agreement.
(body thuds)
I think we're beyond the details of what happened at this point,
this is gonna be one of the best scones you've ever had in your life.
(beeps)
Uh, you know, I give to a lot of charities.
You know, you have, uh, Seinfeld syndication,
Um, a little.
(with Castilian accent): Tharagoza.
-What do you say? -We say the garbage can
There's no other way to eat an apple but blithely.
I'm, I'm taking it seriously! I'm gonna pay a shitload of money,
Well, what was I supposed to do? She had a cold.
(lisping): Oh, the conversation.
-What was yours like? -It was open to interpretation.
I have to do this speech
What are you-- What are you, nuts? Take a bite.
Stay right there. I have something for you.
He's where?
category now, settlement-wise.
-Throw it in the pantry. -Yeah.
-"Where's the garbage can?" -Yeah.
-No, I'm not making fun. My tooth is chipped. -Don't mock me.
You smirked when I bit it. You smirked!
-so as I grabbed her wrist-- -Sure, Larry, but I think--
-Huh? -Touché, motherfucker.
Hey. So, get this.
Now I know these events can be triggering,
-Oh, abstract. -That's the beauty of a doodle.
-What are you, a senile old man? -No!
Cheryl gave it to me, and I don't like the reminder.
-Not, not, you know-- -I, I, I--
He's playing us for suckers.
Lo siento. Our cocinero Cecilio must have forgotten.