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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yeah. Darn right, they're good.
if we're lucky enough to execute it.
I'm sorry, I haven't touched a whisk...
That's why I'm here,
-Yeah. -It's terrible, Larry.
This is a whole new technology.
I like a delicious, moist cupcake.
I've sworn revenge, and with your help,
-Yeah, I didn't think he was the first one to do it. -Fuckin' right.
-He loves scones. -He's in China.
Our first speaker.
and a scone.
-Mm-hmm. -And the tub was too small. But besides that,
-SUSIE GREENE: What do you mean? -For the plane.
You should-- Two sides, pick one!
-Welcome back to Zaragoza. -Thank you very much.
-I want you to take off that fuckin' sweater. -Hey, are you out of your--
-Andy: You're a pal. -Thank you for the doodle.
the alcohol, everything.
When you say "you motherfuckers," you're referring to white people?
Then what the fuck did you offer it to me for?
and I'd have a cup of coffee,
(phone chiming)
At least I didn't offer it to you.
-Tell 'em you have a cold! -Alice: Asshole!
-Jeff: All right. -Leon: Bullshit. Straight bullshit.
Will you repeat that, please?
(screams)
-How's your room? -It stinks!
-You're eating all over yourself? Huh? -No. I wanna-- No.
-I didn't, I didn't-- Oh. -No, it's not on the wall.
-Yeah. -Forget about it.
(coughs, gags)
-Just... Yeah. -What?
How am I supposed to know it's for paper?
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Laverne Cox.
-It's a doodle. -It doesn't matter. That's the whole point.
-Okay. Thank you. Thank you, truly. -Okay. Yeah, sure.
-(thuds) -Larry: Aah!
You're not holding it the right way.
-Are you kidding me? -Yeah, not bad, huh?
I thought you'd pick it up and think it was great.
-What is that? -Susie: What?
-This is selfish. It's very selfish. -How can it be selfish?
And I want someone to tell me, and I want them to protect me.
But anyway, um, so, did you do a doodle?
-Oh, yeah? Why's that? -Um, I don't know. I mean,
you have garbage that's not for garbage,
Okay. What about it?
Eh.
-She had a cold? She had a cold. -Larry: Yeah.
Were these charges from Zaragoza?
The optics were terrible. This was the way out, do you understand that?
All right. You know what? Introduce me any way you'd like. How about that?
Oh, get the fuck outta here!
-Yes. Yes. -Oh, that's her name, Concepción Zarzal.
-Have a seat. -Um...
Fuck you, and I'll see you Monday.
-It's a scone. -Scone.
I think I understand. All righty, Larry. It was...
This is the doodle you give me for charity?
You gave-- He gave the biggest, I mean, the biggest donation
Stir it up real good.
Take your scones and get the hell out of here and I'll s--
Sir, the Union broke through our lines,
-So take it off. -What kind of gift is that?
Fuck you and I’ll see ya next Sunday
I didn't know her.
-Larry: What? No, no, no! -You're making fun.
-(spaghetti western music plays) -He goes by the name of...
-Hey, Larry. How are you? -Hi.