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get a black penis?
Not your activism, or your advocacy for women.
-(in Castilian accent): Tha, Tharagoza. -All right, but I'm paying.
Larry, I'd feel better if we just stopped the eating for now,
I think you're incorrect about that. My dad ate angry apples
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You need to go home!
And two turkeys in every garage!"
-If the elevators come, I'm getting in one. -(beeping)
I'm sure she was a wonderful woman.
Now I have a half-eaten apple in my, uh, basket, here.
Come on. we have to find Francisco Zarzal.
-So much money. This, what? A nickel? -This is--
-Half an hour? -I didn't, I don't-- I didn't time it.
We don't even have a liner in there. Take a look.
That piece of shit happens to be a scone
-His auntie died. -Yeah.
-Yeah, I've already paid. -Don't even start it. I always have to pay--
that I'm gonna be selling at, uh, Latte Larry's.
Listen, listen. He's just gonna come very early tomorrow.
it would be a nice, uh, gesture, you know.
It's for a charity called Survivors United,
(lively chatter)
-Give me that card. Give me that card. -No!
All right. Jeff, what is that piece of shit you're eating?
because our cards, they look very similar.
My tongue's all swollen. It sucks.
We throw our trash in the pantry.
at a Survivor's United event.
-Hey, where the fuck you-- -Hey, hey. I'm already going this way.
You know what? I think you should put me on the phone with that attorney.
-Leon: Gimme some of that. -(silverware, dishes clattering)
-Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No. -What?
You know how many times I fuckin' put milk and Mountain Dew together?
(sobbing quietly)
There's certain taste buds that you motherfuckers like.
zaragoza
No, I haven't seen Francisco.
-That's amazing. -No, I, I only speak one language.
-I'm good. -Good. I'm kind of surprised to see you here.
-(lisping): I can't believe you did something like that. -Uh...
-But perhaps I used the number, but I don't under-- -Larry: Similar?
You're blithely eating an apple here.
Marty Funkhouser, his daughter...
So...
That's advocacy in a way, in that I'm pursuing them, I want them.
-And those scones were the best scones I've ever had... -(Chulu chuckles)
No dumping in the garbage can! No dumping in the garbage can!
-What are you doing here? -Francisco, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, but you know I don't like surprises.
Don't say it's a fancy muffin, Jeff.
Whoo!
Yeah. I want you to taste this.
-Yes. Yes. -Yeah.
(tires screech)
But, uh, in your case, I think it's eminently worth it
-Do you like it? -I like it. I think it's very well done.