Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(theme music playing)
Lo siento.
-Oh, this is so nice. Where'd you get this? -Yeah. Cheryl gave it to me.
Okay, okay. I'll, I'll...
At least yours was an accident.
Uck. I don't like a scone.
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-Isn't that a soup? -Castilian. It's a dialect of, of Spanish.
They want me to make a speech? What am I supposed to say?
-Here. Taste this. -Oh.
Concepción Zarzal.
I talked about Gloria Steinem. You know, I had a picture of her
'Cause I've never tasted anything dry, this granuley.
Fuck you and I’ll see you next Sunday
Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow
Get out of here! Hey, stop.
It's like a buttermilk biscuit without the buttermilk.
-Okay. -By the way, you know, I have a, uh, I have a friend.
-It's not Zarzal, it's Tharthal. -(lisping): Zarzal.
I mean, it's like I could out there and choke,
Yeah, you know, it could be anything.
That motherfucker!
You were the pastry chef at the Waldorf Astoria in New York. Were you not?
(blues song plays softly in background)
You know, you are like a president in the 18th century
-Oh, a spite suit. -Spite suit, right.
Yeah, I had, I had a whole speech prepared. It was a great speech.
a-a penis to a person who's transitioning?
What the fuck else am I gonna do with it?
-Yeah, we'll see. -Yeah, we will see.
which we haven't had in forever,
They're making fun of us. They're disrespecting us.
He's at the visitación of Concepción Zarzal.
-Asshole! -What are you doing?
-Are you kidding? What? -Roger: Well, that's not it--
-Who the hell cares? -Hold on. Okay, okay.
-Cheryl. -Cheryl.
Yeah. Yeah, that one.
-Who are you? -Um...
Scones are his pastry of choice. Okay?
and on my driver's license, it says I'm an organ donor.
We'll-- I'll have a make-out session with her.
Some people are allergic to toast.
-Okay. See you out there. -(whispers): Okay.
Okay, anyway, can we talk about something important?
if you don't put effort into it,
Mm-mm.
-What the fuck? -Oh, my God.
-It's a piece of shit. It is! -Okay, yeah?