Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(drums playing offbeat)
(sirens wailing)
over the P.A. this morning, that was me.
I know, it's going to be such a darling B and B.
What?! Shut the front door.
Dad, I don't want you to do this.
to serve as interim principal
with a reference from last century.
Can I be honest with you, Dad?
♪ Got to kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪
to drive me to school tomorrow in his car.
(kids laughing and cheering)
Check! Check!
and what better way to show you I'm serious
Shut up! You shut up!
PRINCIPAL SHEPHERD: Good morning, students.
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
What are you talking about? I'm a natural leader.
I am a heterosexual.
if you should be running a school.
I love vaginas.
(groans)
♪ Half the band isn't in the band ♪
JOE: Thanks, babe. Hey, you know what that song's about?
(guitar riff playing)
"Railed Crystal good." Oh...
♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
MEG: Knock it off! Give me back my lunch.
to some people like yelling.
Grape juice in a Ziploc bag?
All right, let's give it a try.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!