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Thank you.
(grunting)
Yeah, I'm serious. I'm the principal!
All right, ladies, I'm going to put this
I don't know.
Shut the hell up. You don’t tell your mom to shut the hell up, young lady. What the fuck is wrong with you?
How Embarrassing!
Why didn't he call the cops?
When Borat was making announcements
I, um... I'm just helping Dad
What? How do you know that?
You want to eat mangled raisin bread
Shut up. You shut up!
Reading, writing and wrecking this guy's sack
♪ Never stop blocking the street. ♪
They're still working on it.
I have to make my own Capri Suns.
it's on you to pick it up.
I'm talking about you and me opening a B and B.
This is a hell of a lot easier
Oh, really?
♪ We won't stop blocking the street ♪
♪ Call the police and the fireman... ♪
with a different man-- oh, crap.
bringing prostitutes into our B and B,
than when George Takei was in the closet.
And they locked us out.
he's a family guy it's not you
But he had that crazy meltdown about his divorce.
Well, I won't have it.
For the watch. (groans)
Leave me alone, you guys.
Loads of people fought for that thing,
has threatened to take my children: across the country.
Me? What did I do?
Not at all.
All right, finally some peace and quiet,
Really? I felt like I kind of lost my cool there.
♪ ♪
What? What are you talking about?
("Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars playing)