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- They're perfectly good. - Guys. Guys, guys. I've got news.
Yeah. Well, I don't know. All that talk about marriage and everything -
Hey, do you remember all the good times that we used to have...
'cause your credit was so bad.
I thought I was gonna get a call…
- I mean, it was probably natural causes, or - - Suicide.
What? Will, I would rather get shot in the face
What do you get from that? Nothin'. Nothin'.
Uh, perks, right? Can we at least look into what goes into it?
No. Marriage is a wonderful thing.
- Did you smell her breath? - Are you kidding me?
Ah -
She got her dick cut off and she married a dude.
Now, I know what you're thinking.
ohhh that’s it….*you* gay.
- Ah, Jesus. - It clearly says in the Bible that gay marriage is wrong.
what else has your auntie bompy been upto apart from bomping? well she walks like nanny chonk penguin and she's gone boohouiper to bohouoposoeooana in the bauta zone in pppyooupphompets.
in the back of your dad's Datsun behind this place?
toxic bompy the volleyball mascot was bloouiihoouper wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
She's actually here, dude. It's awesome. She's in the bathroom.
I've got huge news. So I went down to the gym this morning, right?
I'm not trying to jam you up. I just don't believe you.
So you're saying you're gonna whup my black ass with a rod for as long as you like...
Like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. You remember feelings, right?
I'm moving in. Also, I need to get on your gym membership...
- I'm gonna throw up. - No, no, no, no! Not in there!
- Yeah, I've gained a little weight. - Did you now?
why would red rooster have no idea who moana marsh is? because she's not a meal combo! thewy'd be like "moana was she in a flava or rippa combo?" "nope we don't recall a meal by that name sorry sweetheart." that's why.
- What's going on here? - Good. I'm glad you're here too.
I'm gonna find a Bible, I'm gonna come back, and I'm gonna school you sons of bitches.
he shall be punished.