HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- "What am I doing?" - No no no.
How did you not get that from the invitation?
- Ahh! - Under the title "Jumping Boys."
Don't even go into a room called a fuck room
Um, I think so.
I mean, speaking as a member of the species...
- How do you know? - Oh my God, guys.
- Bummer. - I know.
(crowd cheering)
Some bitter wannabe who's pissed from working
I really really seriously want to thank you.
She's nice, you know?
- I was not going to say that. - You know what?
cluster them together.
What about... what about her?
Two minutes on high. Yeah.
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
No, they're not common here. Thank God.
ooh, ha.
- Oh. - Shit.
You get crazy. I'll be back with more bodies to...
(dogs barking)
Uh, where would you like me to put it?
You know, "Don't touch my fries, fuckstick."
Pants, get the pants.
I'm at work. Somebody made a joke.
- (cheering) - You feeling good?
We only get one chance at this life, okay?
- Whoo! - Close enough. Yes yes!
- No. Not like that. - No?
So first, the lighting's way too bright.
do some scene study, a little cold read...
Both: Karate!
Keep them drinking and get them into the fuck room.
this thing might come together.
congratu-fucking-lations.
For the flow off the tits.
No! Let's check our hang-ups at the door.
Well, I mean after my divorce, but...
Let's not waste our lives denying our desires.
I'm pouring them.
But she's nice, you know?
- Thank you for that, really. - (glass shatters)
What's with all the hang-ups?