YARN logo YARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well, let's... let's... I should get going, so, um... - Okay.
Oh, well, I've been fasting for three days, so I probably look good.
We'd pass it around the school. Everybody loved those photos, Matty.
- Will you look at your skin? - I am. What's the matter with it?
You betcha
a man called God.
What if it's a miracle?
You don't want it anymore?
We were in physical therapy together twice a week after school.
Of course. Of course. But I don't look fat though, right?
- You can see the outline. - She abandoned us 'cause we listen to a false prophet!
I only made four dollars, Deandra. I think I can live with myself.
- The Virgin Mary has left us! - No, she hasn't left us!
I don't know. Could be. I'm not ruling it out.
Oh, okay, okay. Well, guess what.
You're buying this crap? You...
- Well, you should. - Well, I just came out of curiosity.
- What? - Well, I'm just saying I was the one who found it.
God doesn't worship the ground. God made the ground.
- Bless you. - Hold on. Did you just say that you left the priesthood?
Uh, yeah, sure, I guess.
Uh, you know, I was actually in here early opening up this morning...
which is why I felt safe saying those things in the first place.
About Support / FAQ Legal