Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let’s go toe-to-toe on the Bible, bitch!
Oh, forgive him, Lord, for he know not what he say.
Yes, but, uh, I was the one who first recognized it was the Virgin Mary.
Don't go. She'll come back.
Oh, Matty. I think you are a great guy.
- I think Dee could get him to do it. - Yeah.
What is wrong with you, old man?
- Yeah, practically. I got a whole shoe box of those things. - That's partially our doing.
Oh, this guy is great. Hey, you think he'll bless me?
He will smite you! God will smite you all!
- Go look at yourself, bro. - Okay, I'll do that.
- What? - Open the door.
Also, I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is...
Ask and ye shall receive, sucker.
- Polaroid, Polaroid, Polaroid. - Whoo!
Um, no.
Trust in God, he'll give you shoes.
New plan, all right? Let's go around, let's bless people.
No! No, get away from there!
Okay, maybe that's not "God's plan" or whatever. I don't care.
The guy eats the whole thing. Then she doesn't kiss him 'cause...
Well, don't get all high-and-mighty on me.
Washing my hands of the whole situation, Lord.
- Get him away! - Get... Back off. Oh.
Dee. Wow. What a nice surprise. What brings you here?
3 x 3 x 5 x 11 x 11 = 605
You do realize you're leading me on right now? I'm a priest.
Yeah, Dad, I really don't feel very good about what we're doing in here.
Mmm. Five head. Laugh lines.
S-So you don't love me?
Does that make me Jota? Am I gay for Jota? You betcha
Marching that poor girl in to sing the national anthem
You made me eat a...
And I think that's just because I was too stupid to realize how wonderful you are.