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Uh, let's stop there. Why is God asking Moses to remove his sandals?
I was the only other person in physical therapy with you.
- Hey, you still get balls-to-the-chin cracks? - No.
- Oh. Why-Why-Why... - What?
Hey, Dennis, little matty Moore’s here. Hey-oh!
- Do I have to listen to this shit all morning? - Come on.
- Hello. Uh, would you like a blessing? - From who?
I'm in love with a man...
Because if I don't say it, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life.
So wait. Wait. So...
- In the name of the Father, the Son, Holy Spirit. Amen. - Right hand.
- Please listen to me. Please. - Forget it.
Okay, I'll be your Peter.
Remember? I let you do all my math homework.
- Most would agree. - I don't agree.
- No. - Matty, open the door.
Let's drop this act, Matty. Listen, I think I have really strong feelings for you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no.
- Jesus and Moses in the woods and in the desert... - Pretty fat, right? Fat.
You know, it really sounds like somebody in this room is jealous.
so am I the messiah?
And Moses is about to step near a burning bush. That is gonna be hot.
Forget I came by about the stain. I don't care about that anymore.
Goddamn it. Why do I speak to you, ever?
Are you kidding me? That is a water stain, man.
Matthew, hi.
You know what I'm gonna do? Wash my hands of it.
- My balls on your chin. - Everybody loved you, man.
Dennis, I think you really gotta eat.
- God is going to show his wrath, Charlie. - Excuse me.
Well, actually, I should bless people though, but you could be my right-hand man.
- Yeah. - No, don't-don't screw with me here.
- Oh, yeah. You too. - Gentlemen.