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- Okay? - But are you sure? Did you double-check that?
You know what? You guys are such assholes.
- Why? - He seems a lot more religious than you.
- Matty Mara? - Hello, Mac.
"Hey, Moses, kick your shoes off.
Take care. Bye.
Hey! Hey! What's up, guys? I didn't hear you guys come in.
No, I just spaced out for a second. What's up?
- Uh, but you said... - Yeah, I know what I said.
- Right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot. - What are you doing? Who's this?
Um, why did you pause before you said "no" earlier?
- What is that? - What? It's like...
Ooh.
- You're still doing it. - Oh, my God. I don't...
and now we'll never know what could have been.
- Why are you dressed like this? - Come on. It's perfect.
Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God?
I mean, in some weird way, this was God's plan for us.
Miracle's a strong word, Mac. We don't just throw that around like a football.
And he used to love me too, but then I was really mean to him...
- Went to high school with him. - We should get him to bless the stain.
All right. Here we go.
- Say seven Hail Marys. - Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Then after he's finished, I will honor each and every one of you with a blessing of your own.
Oh! It's gone!
The cats Are brown
- and Dennis would tea-bag you? - Yeah, then I would take the photo.
We are really pushing our luck with the big guy upstairs on this one.
This is one of the more ridiculous things we have ever done, dude.
Well, congratulations, Jim Jones.
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