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- What do you want? - We came to talk to you about a stain.
- Oh, no. Hold on a second. - I mean, the taste of that thing alone...
Ooh. I really wish you wouldn't take my name in vain.
- God bless. - Yeah.
Done
But I do know God brought you into our bar...
Dee, I'm not gonna bless a water stain.
So, if you like the Virgin Mary and you like beer, come on down to Paddy's Pub.
I'm not sure.
Here's a confession. I'm in love with a man.
- I love that guy. - How do you know the priest?
No, look. The head and the arms and the cape.
You know what would make you feel better?
- Well, maybe I could just throw you one of... - Don't do it.
Mmm. Five head. Laugh lines.
Oh, you know what? I did. I kind of led you on a little bit back then, didn't I?
I'm gonna see what I can do.
Actually, that was a long time ago.
Yeah, I know. Don't worry about that, dude. I think this could actually be a good thing.
- I found some extensive water damage in the back office. - What?
- Yeah. You think it's a sign? - No, it's a stain.
- Thank you. It would be best. - All right.
Dude, if you don't think you're going to hell, you need to take a long look at yourself.
The stain could fade. You think this priest would help you guys?
- That's a water stain, dude. - Or it could be a sign that we need to get our pipes fixed.
You get Covid, you get some snacks!
And then I am, just like Moses.
Well, I don't know about that, but, uh...