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- No. - All right. Remember the time you said you'd kiss him...
You can take that with you. Okay, Father. Anytime you're ready.
- Yeah, do it. - Dee Reynolds?
I may have saved that poor, wretched old person's life.
I've been better. I've been better.
No, you idiot. Your face is fine.
- That's a terrible excuse, dude. - Well, I drank too much, so lay off.
and I'd just finished praying on my rosaries.
- No, actually, it's not. - Yes, it is. That's the next line.
- I'll get the camera! - Yeah!
It's okay, Frank. Hey, everybody, gather round.
Yes! Yes, I had to.
I'm the one that knew it was Mary, I'm the one that should have followers.
Second of all, that guy is a really good person...
Why? What's gonna happen to Moses?
Not sure I follow your logic.
But, uh, it's an interesting stain. I'll give you that.
- You want me to bless you? - Please, senor.
- No! False pro... - False prophet.
- For health and religious purposes. Moses... - Fat face.
Maybe his plan is for us to be together because he did have you come to our bar. Matty?
- I'm gonna do it myself. - You're telling me. I'm sick of doing this.
Don't do it, Charlie. Don't do it!
- Sorry, bro. You suck at it. - You wanna have a little competition?
- It would be funnier as a priest. - Oh, my God. Those...
What are you doing?
- Are you serious? - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, Dennis, little Matty Mara's here. - Hey-oh!
See what you had at this bar of yours.