Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...while you avoid me due to unresolved childhood issues.
Really? That means he's either embarrassed by the relationship...
Oh, it's not a problem.
No, that's not going to work at all. I'll comfort you from over here.
- Aw. Thank you, Beverly. - You're welcome.
...or he doesn't care enough about his mother to tell her he's in one.
Speaking of warm feelings...
...of the never-to-be-realized ideal family unit.
Just remember, Leonard, where your biological family has failed you...
...holidays weren't so much celebrated, as studied for their anthropological...
...we had an inflatable Santa Claus with plastic reindeer on the front lawn.
What the hell happened to lovely and charming?
Why didn't you tell me you were tapping my homegirl?
I could use a drink. You wanna stop for a drink?
...to ravish me in the alleyway while I eat cheesecake.
No trouble at all.
- Leonard? - Sonny boy.
Don't make her responsible for her own orgasms as well.
She was old and blind, Leonard. What choice did we have?
Actually, I've only had the cheesecake.
What the hell is going on?
...is memorizing the Cheesecake Factory menu.