Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't believe this. Why am I the last to know?
It's late. Now, go to bed.
- No, really. I have a girlfriend now. - And where is she this evening?
Sheldon, I do hope you forgive me for my inappropriate behavior last night.
A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.
...but if you're trying to calm yourself down, I believe the word is "om."
Oh, Beverly, I can't talk to my boyfriend's mother about his penis.
That's exactly what I say during orgasms: Yikes.
Then why are you telling me?
How I envy you.
You're very welcome.
...you always have me, your surrogate family.
What do you think?
- Thank you, that's very comforting. - That's not the comforting part.
Um...
Mm, I want that too.