Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, maybe you could upgrade a little.

Nobody in my white family think that I am funny.

That thing is indestructible.

Shame on you, Jay Pritchett. You have used this dog to bury the things that you hate.

Okay. I got a backup I can probably get here in an hour.

And in the future, if there's anything-

Nah, I'm fine. Looks like you had a big week.

Lily, have you seen the little daddies you were bathing with earlier?

So I have to eat dinner with his ex?

- What's going on? - The kids unfriended me again.

Mitchell, it's gone.

Well, all we have to do is meet the clients back at the apartment.

- Not a scratch. - Whew.

- "My Way"? - His way.

Well, I hope it's not completely ruined forever.

Hey, who are you really mad at?

I think you're gonna love my wedding board.

Ay. Mrs. Rivera's still alive.

The party they threw for me at work on Friday.

Oh, what the hell?

Well, I saved you the trouble.

I'm going as fast as I can.

There it is. But Hector isn't Raul, okay?

- You heard about that? - Yeah, I got the blow-by-blow on all the office drama.

- What about Jay? He thinks we're at a party. - He'll never know.

I'm pretty excited too.

I liked things better when you were the one who was ostrich-sized.

- Anything else? - Alex tried beer.

Thank you for listening.

Hand me that ladle, huh?