Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So when the Bible was happening, the prophet Abraham was like...

Whoa! And who are the archers?

Was it because Devin never listened to anything Devon ever said

I told you, he who cums without discipline invites chaos.

I'm not obsessive.

Have fun at your Interfaith Council meeting!

Four coats, including primer.

And, uh... And so now I'm just, like, in massive agony.

Sold. Can I have my money?

Everybody talks about it. I just don't know what it is.

You're so alone.

Please respect my privacy

But if I was to do it, like, do you have any advice?

And then the laws started to change, so now we have

Teach me the ways of your kingdom.

-I'm sorry. Am I doing something wrong? -I mean, you turn me on,

Go in slowly, okay?

She's a meanie-bo-beanie, and I don't like it.

It's a delicate dance in just seventeen steps.

-All right, take your hand south. -You like that?

I don't know, Maury, I don't think I'm ready to give Aiden a hand job.

[chuckles] Okay, my friends are full of shit.

Oh, my God. It's a penis.

Where are those free tampons?

What happened? Did you cum?

I'm ready to do that thing that we said we would do.

Oh, God, no! Do you really do that every time you jerk off?

Out of the way! These blue balls are about to explode!

Hey, y'all. Devon here.

Two dinners at two different Panda Expresses?

-[clicks] -["Changes" by Charles Bradley plays]

-[whimpering] -[EKG flatlines]